Andes Gazette

This letter from a library volunteer demonstrates the lengths some will go to in order to help keep our little library running smoothly.

By Harley Quinn
As the economy continues its downward spiral, the new administration valiantly struggles to find new solutions. Innovative and creative means of generating new capital seem to be increasingly rare commodities.

By Harley Quinn
In order for people to understand the intricacies of today’s stock market, I thought it would be helpful to provide definitions that have emerged from today’s market environment.

Dear Chuck,
I play the horses for a living. Lately, my luck has turned sour. I’m into my bookie for a lotta dough.

By Harley Quinn
At first it seemed too simple for our noble crew… There simply wasn’t enough adversity to the task to generate the grumpiness the old men required.