A POINT UP AND OUT
By Harley Quinn
As the economy continues its downward spiral, the new administration valiantly struggles to find new solutions. Innovative and creative means of generating new capital seem to be increasingly rare commodities.
NEW DEFINITIONS FOR THESE ECONOMIC TIMES
By Harley Quinn
In order for people to understand the intricacies of today’s stock market, I thought it would be helpful to provide definitions that have emerged from today’s market environment.
AN OPEN LETTER TO SENATOR SCHUMER
Dear Chuck,
I play the horses for a living. Lately, my luck has turned sour. I’m into my bookie for a lotta dough.
GRUMPY OLD MEN FINISH THE JOB
By Harley Quinn
At first it seemed too simple for our noble crew… There simply wasn’t enough adversity to the task to generate the grumpiness the old men required.
SMARTER THAN YOUR AVERAGE YOGI
By Harley Quinn
I heard about a new Yoga instructor in town named Seeherbenda Yagottawonda. I went down to sign up, not knowing what to really expect.