Harley Quinn

LETTER FROM A LIBRARY VOLUNTEER

This letter from a library volunteer demonstrates the lengths some will go to in order to help keep our little library running smoothly.

A POINT UP AND OUT

By Harley Quinn
As the economy continues its downward spiral, the new administration valiantly struggles to find new solutions. Innovative and creative means of generating new capital seem to be increasingly rare commodities.

NEW DEFINITIONS FOR THESE ECONOMIC TIMES

NEW DEFINITIONS FOR THESE ECONOMIC TIMES

By Harley Quinn
In order for people to understand the intricacies of today’s stock market, I thought it would be helpful to provide definitions that have emerged from today’s market environment.

AN OPEN LETTER TO SENATOR SCHUMER

AN OPEN LETTER TO SENATOR SCHUMER

Dear Chuck,
I play the horses for a living. Lately, my luck has turned sour. I’m into my bookie for a lotta dough.

GRUMPY OLD MEN FINISH THE JOB

GRUMPY OLD MEN FINISH THE JOB

By Harley Quinn
At first it seemed too simple for our noble crew… There simply wasn’t enough adversity to the task to generate the grumpiness the old men required.